We’re going full goon-mas this week, in celebration of the holidays and the subtle fact that I have absolutely nothing worthwhile to bring to the table. My deepest apologies to newcomers to the site thinking this is all I talk about. Also my deepest apologies about my rambling in the audio blog as I had to do it in one take due to time constraints. In any case, we start off with a pretty fun video about a 1:1 scale “figure” of Eve from Stellar Blade. I have never seen a video about what these life-sized dolls look like. It’s therefore cool to see it in person live from someone who’s obviously show casing it for the novelty factor. Thanks to EXkurogane Studio for the demonstration. Also those clothes look pretty low quality for the price paid don’t you think?

This is the only bit of news that isn’t goon related. I remember seeing trailers for this game thinking to myself, “boy that looks really artsy!”. It kind of left my radar after a bit since I’m a degenerate (I enjoy gameplay + fanservice above all else) and unfortunately it looks like none of us in global are going to be able to give it a shot now that its EOS. I have a lot of additional thoughts in the audio blog, but for now let us bid this game a respectful farewell. Thanks to GuitarRock Gaming for the video.

There’s a rumor that I have lost my sensitivities in dealing with the lewd gaming stuff. I assure you all that is not the case. Unfortunately, not even on my own website can I link or show any of it because it’s that hardcore. Maze Cave II is one of those games you really should check out if you’re looking to push the boundaries. It’s stylish with decent gameplay and not shy about what it’s all about. The extremely edited and barely safe to show video above can give you an idea of what to expect, but believe me it shows nothing of the actual lewdness. I can’t link anything to you unfortunately. If you search for this game on Google using the exact phrase “dlsite 18 maze cave ii”, you’ll be able to visit the store page and download the demo for free to try out. There’s also a mini trailer there with gameplay at the end of it that isn’t censored.

We live in strange times now that games like these exist on Google Play. With the privacy horrors that come with age verification, there is a strange silver lining to it. Games or apps with full on adult content can now be placed on the store for you to download at any time. This game in particular for example has full on nudity in a lot of their images and even animated AI strippers that go completely bare (I’m not kidding) showing you everything and more. This is early days for this type of leniency, but I’m hoping it opens the door for better games or software without the worry of censorship down the road. Just a heads up, all of these type of apps require age verification to download.

Artist of the week Erufura brings in the festivities with a holiday themed Sirius from Azure Lane. I think the image speaks for itself, and I could so some crude joke about “hidden presents” and all that, but I won’t. What I will say however is that you send the artist some love on their socials. And most importantly, have a great holiday weekend!